Out of Office Haikus
Another great note book find – cut & paste into your email auto-replies:
I’m not in today I will be back on Wednesday I hope you don’t fret
Stop emailing me I am not here to reply Stop emailing me
You think you’re special? Expecting a quick response? Well guess what, asshole?
You know I’m not home Please try not to rob my house Opportunist thief
Office of sloth-men Leave your desks, cripples And talk in person
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