Out of Office Haikus


Out of Office Haikus, ca. 2008

Another great note book find – cut & paste into your email auto-replies:

I’m not in today I will be back on Wednesday I hope you don’t fret

Stop emailing me I am not here to reply Stop emailing me

You think you’re special? Expecting a quick response? Well guess what, asshole?

You know I’m not home Please try not to rob my house Opportunist thief

Office of sloth-men Leave your desks, cripples And talk in person

by 11 years ago


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